
It Isn't Easy, Being Purple
© 2003, Lionel Fenn
Science Fiction, Fantasy, and Horror are, for the most part,
difficult undertakings. There are worlds, races, and/or even
languages to create, disbelief to suspend, and ideas to explore,
all within the various loose (and sometimes not so loose)
conventions of each genre. As if that weren't complicated enough
for the writer, there are also the normal strictures of fiction to
follow in order to make the stories successful.
Then someone comes along and decides he wants to add humor as
well. Lordy! As if things weren't demanding enough.
In the normal mode of these genres, of course, humor isn't the
thrust of the story, it's a tool to be used within it, for
characterization, easing (without destroying) tension, and so
forth. But the overall mood is still serious.
But what if you don't want to be serious? What if you just want
to be funny? What do you do then?
Well, first you must follow all the rules of good writing, good
fiction, and good storytelling. Then you make it funny.
No sweat.
Actually, the major problem with humor is that what's funny to
you isn't necessarily going to be funny to me. And there's no use
debating what's funny and what isn't, because something, somewhere,
is undoubtedly going to be funny to someone--from politics, to
slipping on a banana peel, to death, to ... whatever.
So, to return to the first problem, as opposed to the second
problem, what do you do if you want to be funny?
Beats me. There are no hard and fast rules for humor. But there
are techniques, or gimmicks, you can employ when you want to make
people laugh, or, more modestly and realistically, get your reader
to smile a little. In fact, here are 4 basic techniques you'll
instantly recognize that most humor writers take advantage of:
1. You can take a genre convention and deliberately screw it up,
turn it on its head, turn it inside out, find out what makes it
"serious" and not take it seriously at all by exaggerating some or
all of it.
My particular gimmick (if you will; and if you won't, I will, and
have) is to base all the Kent Montana adventures, whether in novels
or shorter fiction, on B-movies--all the cliches, all the minor
characters, all the plots, and all the amazingly impossible
coincidences within those plots. From there, I just poke fun at
them through this exaggeration and just plain silliness.
Goodnatured fun, I hasten to add; otherwise, the result would be
simply mean-spirited, and not funny at all.
For example, in The Mark of the Moderately Vicious Vampire (by my
own thoroughly immodest self), the vampire is only moderately
vicious because he has only one fang, the result of slamming into
a church steeple early on in the story on account of he was seasick
from coming across the stormy sea on his way to Maine. All the
usual classic horror elements are there--the fog, the old house on
the cliff, bats, rats, and the obligatory three sexy wives ...
except that the tone very clearly states: You take this stuff
seriously only at the peril of your sanity.
In his Ebeneezum the Wizard series, Craig Shaw Gardner gives poor
Eb what amounts to an allergy to magic. Every time he tries a spell
or something, he sneezes. Frequently, the magic doesn't work; but
when it does, the result is often chaotic. Also, Gardner's dragon
sings and tap dances, his giant ferrets "eep" instead of roar, and
his brownies and elves and dwarves, et al, really can't stand each
other. It makes for interesting, and very funny, adventures when
they have to team up to get at the bad guy(s).
2. Next is dialogue. People cracking jokes all the time does not
a humorous story make. It's what the characters say in the current
situation that carries the momentum and creates the humor. They are
speaking what, for them, is normal; the situation makes what they
say funny. I long ago discovered that using only slightly modified
song lyrics can make for some interesting, if not downright
dingbat, conversations.
"You're so young," says the vampire to the woman he wants to be
his wife.
"But you're so old," says the woman.
"Yes, this, Diana, I've been told," answers the vampire.
If the reader gets it, fine; if he doesn't, I don't worry about
it because there's something else waiting right around the corner.
Equally as bad.
Puns, too, are good in dialogue, but only if they're spoken
straight; i.e., the characters aren't using them as puns, but as
real speech.
A man in that same novel sits on the beach throwing rocks at the
birds running along the sand. In response to a question, he answers
quite seriously, "As long as I live, I shall leave no tern
unstoned."
That's not a pun to him; it is to you.
3. Absurdity, when played straight, is a third technique for
written humor. And that's pretty hard to do, when you think about
it. The absurd situation must be written as if it is perfectly
normal for the characters who have to live through it. If you, the
writer, wink at the reader and let him know you're only joking,
most of the humor, if not all of it, evaporates, and what you have
left is stupid and unfunny. Which isn't to knock stupid, by the
way. Sometimes stupid is smart. It's up to you to figure out when.
The Reasonably Invisible Man deals with an angry British
country/western singer and amateur scientist (absurd enough in it's
own right, I guess). He's reasonably invisible because there are
always one or two parts of him that do not vanish with the rest of
him, no matter how hard he tries. And if you're thinking what I'm
thinking, you're probably right, and it's disgusting and you should
be ashamed of yourselves.
4. The types of characters themselves are vital. This may sound
obvious, but it isn't, not really. Some writers, like Mr. Gardner
in the Cineverse series, use primarily really silly characters in
what passes for normal fantasy situations; others, like Esther
Friesner, use normal characters mixed with semi-silly characters
(usually the fantasy ones) to underscore the subsequent contrast,
which is ... funny. And, of course, there are your basic normal
characters in basically normal situations. Not funny at all until
the situation gets a little skewed, the character tries to behave
normally, and the result is chaos. Not necessarily funny for the
character, but damn funny to someone as perverse as I am.
All of which brings me to the third problem: how much of it can
you use in one piece?
My answer? As much as you can get away with before the guys in
the white coats come and ask you to have lunch with them down at
the local peanut factory.
I myself use the sophisticated, finely honed, Lionel Fenn shotgun
technique. Which means I use everything. I mean, everything I
mentioned above, plus anything else I can think of along the way.
All the time. Shamelessly. Without hesitation. To me, there is no
such critter as a bad joke if it makes someone out there smile
(okay--groan; hey, I'm not fussy. Fussy is for people who insist on
straightening sofa cushions before they sit down on them; every
time).
In fact, humor is very much like horror in that, if you write
about something that makes you, the writer, nervous or scared or
unsettled, it'll be that much more effective for the reader; if you
write about people and/or situations that make you laugh, that too
will be more effective for the reader.
In other words, if you don't like puns, avoid them; if you don't
like Monty Python, avoid that sort of exaggeration; if you don't
like Abbott and Costello, you're a lost cause and I can't help you.
At any rate, the idea of writing funny is much easier than the
reality. Some people just can't do it, no matter how brilliantly
they perform for their friends and mothers; on the other hand, some
people can't tell a joke in public to save their lives, but their
readers are rolling around on the living room floor. The only way
you can learn if you can do it is by ... surprise! ... trying it.
If it works, great; you have a whole new aspect of your career to
explore. If it doesn't, good, because I sure don't need the
competition.
Finally, above all else, keep this in mind: if you're not having
fun, it's a sure bet your readers aren't either. My personal
yardstick for success is simple--if I can't make myself laugh,
there in the privacy of my office (and a spooky sound that is, I
can assure you), my readers certainly aren't going to laugh, or
smile, or groan, or look for legal ways to lynch me for setting
them up for a truly awful joke.
After all, what good is being funny if it ain't any fun?
|